Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.

Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

I was writing a story, 'The Artistic Career of Corky,' about two young men, Bertie Wooster and his friend Corky, getting into a lot of trouble, and neither of them had brains enough to get out of the trouble. I thought: Well, how can I get them out? And I thought: Suppose one of them had an omniscient valet?

Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.

In all crises of human affairs there are two broad courses open to a man. He can stay where he is or he can go elsewhere.