I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well, sir' of yours is in many respects fully as unpleasant as your 'Indeed, sir?

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.

There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything. I just want to write.

The real objection to the great majority of cats is their insufferable air of superiority.

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.

Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.