It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.

He groaned slightly and winced like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch.

In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well.

You are falling into your old error, Jeeves, of thinking that Gussie is a parrot. Fight against this. I shall add the oz.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

A little bit added to what you've already got gives you a little bit more.

Providence seems to look after the chumps of this world; and, personally, I'm all for it.