It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.

In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well.

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all.

She had more curves than a scenic railway

The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

When it comes to letting the world in on the secrets of his heart, he has about as much shrinking reticence as a steam calliope.