It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo.
P. G. WodehouseGolf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
P. G. WodehouseShe looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'
P. G. WodehouseI'm all for rational enjoyment, and so forth, but I think a fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan
P. G. Wodehouse