It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.

The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.

We Woosters do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that - but not an absolutely bally insult like the above.

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

They pointed out that the friendship between the two artists had always been a byword or whatever you called it. A well-read Egg summed it up by saying that they were like Thingummy and what's-his-name.