To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything. I just want to write.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.

Flowers are happy things.

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.

Psmith is the only thing in my literary career which was handed to me on a plate with watercress round it, thus enabling me to avoid the blood, sweat and tears inseparable from an author's life.