To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire.

And, anyway, no matter how much you may behave like the deaf adder of Scripture which, as you are doubtless aware, the more one piped, the less it danced, or words to that effect, I shall carry on as planned.

Back horses or go down to Throgmorton Street and try to take it away from the Rothschilds, and I will applaud you as a shrewd and cautious financier. But to bet at golf is pure gambling.

Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!