So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.

...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.

Routine is the death to heroism.

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.

I attribute my whole success in life to a rigid observance of the fundamental rule - Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials.

He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg.

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.