I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

I may as well tell you, here and now, that if you are going about the place thinking things pretty, you will never make a modern poet. Be poignant, man, be poignant!

Flowers are happy things.

Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound.

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?

Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem we men can never hope to solve.