Everything in life thatโs any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
P. G. WodehouseHe was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.
P. G. WodehouseOne of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth.
P. G. Wodehouse