I may as well tell you, here and now, that if you are going about the place thinking things pretty, you will never make a modern poet. Be poignant, man, be poignant!
P. G. WodehouseHe groaned slightly and winced like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch.
P. G. WodehouseI always strive, when I can, to spread sweetness and light. There have been several complaints about it.
P. G. WodehouseWoman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem we men can never hope to solve.
P. G. Wodehouse