We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures.

Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.

In every romance you have to budget for the occasional dust-up.

That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.

Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the fact that, never having played golf, they never knew that strange chastening humility which is engendered by a topped chip shot. If Cleopatra had been ousted in the first round of the Ladies' Singles, we should have heard a lot less of her proud imperiousness.

I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well, sir' of yours is in many respects fully as unpleasant as your 'Indeed, sir?

It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all.