We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures.

She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

A little bit added to what you've already got gives you a little bit more.

Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. This makes them prone to set themselves up as critics and censors of the frail and erring human beings whose lot they share.

He shimmered out, and I sat up in bed with that rather unpleasant feeling you get sometimes that you're going to die in about five minutes.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.