You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.

...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.

I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.

Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.

We Woosters do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that - but not an absolutely bally insult like the above.

In all crises of human affairs there are two broad courses open to a man. He can stay where he is or he can go elsewhere.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.