New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed.

Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice.

That is life. Just one long succession of misunderstandings and rash acts and what not. Absolutely.

Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action.