Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class.

All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle.

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Good manners can replace morals. It may be years before anyone knows if what you are doing is right. But if what you are doing is nice, it will be immediately evident.

Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting a high-powered coporate lawyer - Hillary - in charge of making it cheaper. (This is what I always do when I want to spend less money - hire a lawyer from Yale.) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.