Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class.

What use is it to endure the Dutch Rubs and Indian Rope Burns that are politics if you can't obtain mastery over people and give them noogies back?

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character.