The people I see on bicycles look like organic-gardening zealots who advocate federal regulation of bedtime and want American foreign policy to be dictated by UNICEF. These people should be confined.

I am no stranger to loud music. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.

Commies love concrete.

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.