Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.

There are no kinder or better people in the world than those who listen to you when you are 18.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

And, by the way, how come all the people who were so in favor of unilateral nuclear disarmament are so opposed to unilateral protection against nukes?

The interesting thing about staring down a gun barrel is how small the hole is where the bullet comes out, yet what a big difference it would make in your social schedule.

The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15 we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.