Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.
P. J. O'RourkeStay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.
P. J. O'RourkeLike Rick in Casablanca: "We'll always have Paris." When what we'll always have is, like, Brooklyn and arguments about [Lev] Trotsky.
P. J. O'RourkeThere's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed.... Trouble doesn't come from Slopes, Kikes, Niggers, Spics or White Capitalist Pigs; it comes from the heart.
P. J. O'Rourke