The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.

The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.

Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.

Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.

I remember thinking cocaine was subtle until I noticed I'd been awake for three weeks and didn't know any of the naked people passed out around me.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.