People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

I don't watch much television. Yeah, that's pretty funny. I don't know where The Daily Show stand politically, do you?

Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.

People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it's simply a measurement.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.