The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.
P. J. O'RourkeIt is very hard now to shock people into thinking about government regulation and the extent of government involvement in life.
P. J. O'RourkeA cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes out on your rug, and leave at eight to go somewhere more interesting for dinner without inviting you.
P. J. O'RourkeI'm a registered Republican and consider socialism a violation of the American principle that you shouldn't stick your nose in other people's business except to make a buck.
P. J. O'Rourke