The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.
P. J. O'RourkeGovernment subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.
P. J. O'RourkeThe real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.
P. J. O'RourkeI try to ONLY ridicule people who's efforts are sincere. Very little trouble has been caused in the world by insincere efforts. An occasional seduction maybe. There were very few insincere Stalinists or Nazis.
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