Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

Good manners are a combination of intelligence, education, taste and style mixed together so that you don't need any of those things.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

The real truth about children is they don't speak the language very well. They're physically uncoordinated. And they are ignorant of our elaborate ideas about right and wrong.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.