Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.

I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

As a libertarian I believe we should have a federal government simple and circumscribed enough to be run by an average, dull, normal American. With George W. Bush we have half the equation in place.

Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.

Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special interest that includes 100 percent of the population. Now we can vote ourselves rich.