Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

It takes a lot of weapons to do good works (as Richard the Lionhearted could have told us). And this is not just a Somali problem. We have poverty and deprivation in our own country. Try standing unarmed on a street corner in Compton handing out twenty-dollar bills and see how long you last.

People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.