Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is just operating on a smaller scale and lacks the advantage of having made enormous soft-money campaign contributions to political candidates.
P. J. O'RourkePeople love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.
P. J. O'RourkeSloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.
P. J. O'RourkeWe'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.
P. J. O'Rourke