Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?

Liberals have a quaint and touching faith that truth is on their side and an even quainter faith that journalists are on the side of truth.

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.

Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It's also closer.

Every pleasure you forgoe on Earth is a pleasure you won't get in heaven.

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.