I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

The collegiate idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it.

One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you're in control of the situation.