I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.
P. J. O'RourkeMen generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.
P. J. O'RourkeIn Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.
P. J. O'Rourke