One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It takes a lot off your mind when average life expectancy is forty-five minutes.

France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

Detroits industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

If we do our deficit spending on weapons, at least we get weapons. Then if we need weapons, we have them. If we don't need them, no harm is done.

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

Never fight an inanimate object.