There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.

I read good. I was an English major.

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words.

Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.

A politician who commends himself as 'caring' and 'sensitive' because he wants to expand the government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's willing to do good with other peoples' money.