There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Zero-sum thinking is an obsession of mine, but mostly in economics.

In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.

Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money or absolving the CIA of something.

The wonder is that communism lasted so long. But then again, modern poetry lasted a long time, too.

In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.

The founding fathers, in their wisdom, devised a method by which our republic can take one hundred of its most prominent numbskulls and keep them out of the private sector where they might do actual harm.