We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it.

Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered. It's not entitlement. An entitlement is what people on welfare get, and how free are they? It's not an endlessly expanding list of rights - the "right" to education, the "right" to food and housing. That's not freedom, that's dependency. Those aren't rights, those are the rations of slavery - hay and a barn for human cattle.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.

The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.

In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.