I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements.

I didn't realize what fun it was [ been a reporter].

Any trade that is voluntarily made is mutually beneficial, by definition, and, indeed, is balanced, by definition.

A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

Then there was communism's weak-tea sister, socialism. Socialists maintained that we shouldn't take all the money away from all the people since all the people don't have money. We should take all the money away from only the people who make money. Then, when we run out of that, we could take more money from the people who...hey, wait! Where'd you people go? What do you mean you're "tax exiles in Monaco?"

Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.