Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.

At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.