Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.

Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.

There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.

They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, 'the Irish of Asia'.

You read [Bill ] Maher's book, and he didn't take Econ 101. All his arguments about gasoline, it's not that they're right or wrong - they're just not informed.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.