Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to give you a visa even if you haven't been.

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, 'branches' since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it's an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole?

Never strike anyone so old, small or weak that verbal abuse would have sufficed.

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

I didn't realize what fun it was [ been a reporter].