There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.

Never strike anyone so old, small or weak that verbal abuse would have sufficed.

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.

Good manners are a combination of intelligence, education, taste and style mixed together so that you don't need any of those things.

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it.

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.