There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.

If we want the whole world to be rich, we need to start loving wealth. In the difference between poverty and plenty, the problem is the pverty, not the difference. Wealth is good.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

If you're doing a column, you kind of have to. Like in the back of Sports Illustrated, Rick Reilly has to find something to be mad about. It's not really the way I approach things.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet or your wallet than it is to change a government with your vote.

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.