It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.

What use is it to endure the Dutch Rubs and Indian Rope Burns that are politics if you can't obtain mastery over people and give them noogies back?

Think about last time you were broke ... now how well did it go with spending your way out of it? Did that work?

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.

Maybe it's understandable what a history of failures America's foreign policy has been. We are, after all, a country full of people who came to America to get away from foreigners. Any prolonged examination of the U.S. government reveals foreign policy to be America's miniature schnauzer -- a noisy but small and useless part of the national household.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.