Soldiers are not policemen, and it's very unfair, even for those soldiers who have some police training, to burden them with police duties. It's not what they're trained for, or equipped for.

It was Ronald Reagan who used to say that the 10 most frightening words in the English language are, "I'm from the federal government, and I'm here to help."

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.