Imagine having journalists in your own home and not even covering the furniture with plastic sheets first.

I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.

Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.

Seriously. It was running out at Rolling Stone. First of all, they didn't feel the need for a dissident conservative voice in a world where certain conservative aspects had become intellectually dominant. I would actually argue against that, but on the surface of it, in the [Bill] Clinton years the market economy triumphed, certain libertarian ideas became ordinary, and certain early-20th-century ideas about centralization of government and economic planning and socialism with a small "s" had obviously gone out the window. The Cold War was over, blah blah blah.

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.

On Michael Moore TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.