All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.

Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

It remains to be seen which program will cause greater societal damage: China's one-child policy or America's one-parent policy.

The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This will show others how kind-hearted and loving you are and their improved opinion of you will be very comforting.

Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal