We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you rather die of cancer at eighty or typhoid fever at nine?

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents.

Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

I'm a registered Republican and consider socialism a violation of the American principle that you shouldn't stick your nose in other people's business except to make a buck.