If we do our deficit spending on weapons, at least we get weapons. Then if we need weapons, we have them. If we don't need them, no harm is done.

When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up being allocated to politics.

Commies love concrete.

One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.

Happy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?