Humans have trouble with economics, as you may have noticed, and not just because economic circumstances sometimes cause them to starve. Humans seem to have an innate inability to pay attention to economic principles.

The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.

There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts.

What use is it to endure the Dutch Rubs and Indian Rope Burns that are politics if you can't obtain mastery over people and give them noogies back?

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.