Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P. J. O'RourkeAs a result of that, and as a result of friendship, I don't think we've ever been competitive. I mean, there's probably a very good reason Hunter [S. Thompson] isn't jealous of me.
P. J. O'RourkeThose who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke
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