Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.
P. J. O'RourkeThe U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15 we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.
P. J. O'RourkeWhen I left the Lampoon, I went west to try that out, and discovered that I hated it.They were awful people turning out awful product .
P. J. O'RourkeNever steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
P. J. O'Rourke