Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.

Commies love concrete.

Masochists are people that have pleasure confused with pain. In a world that has television confused with entertainment, doritoes confused with food, and Dan Quayle confused with a national political leader, masochists are clearly less mixed-up than the rest of us.

Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.