Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.

Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look too much like something that's supposed to be shot, such as a journalist.

The only really firm rule of taste about cross dressing is that neither sex should ever wear anything they haven't yet figured out how to go to the bathroom in.

Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to duck. Cameramen get killed while the writers are flat on the floor. A war correspondent for the BBC dedicated his memoir to 50 fallen colleagues, and I guarantee you they were all taking pictures. I am only alive because I am such a chicken.

Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.