Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.

Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents.

In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.

A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

I can understand why mankind hasn't given up war. During a war you get to drive tanks through the sides of buildings and shoot foreigners - two things that are usually frowned on during peacetime.

Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative.