Commies love concrete.

Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.

You read [Bill ] Maher's book, and he didn't take Econ 101. All his arguments about gasoline, it's not that they're right or wrong - they're just not informed.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.

With the war in Iraq, I had the cooperation of the Department of Defense. Kuwait was pretty eager to get American journalists in there, to show us what a wonderful place they are, and what great allies they are to America, even though they didn't actually fight in the war.