During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers?

People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable.

And worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. This is especially true if we're careful to pick the biggest possible problems to worry about. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody want to help Mom do the dishes.

I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you're in control of the situation.

Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.