Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

I remember thinking cocaine was subtle until I noticed I'd been awake for three weeks and didn't know any of the naked people passed out around me.

We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.

Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.

The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet or your wallet than it is to change a government with your vote.

People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable.