Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you're in control of the situation.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things.

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.