I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.

It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.

It is very hard now to shock people into thinking about government regulation and the extent of government involvement in life.

Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers?

That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out and cause them yourself. That way you're in control of the situation.

Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.