The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.

One thing talk can't accomplish is communication. This is because everybody's talking too much to pay attention to what anyone is saying

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

It remains to be seen which program will cause greater societal damage: China's one-child policy or America's one-parent policy.

Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.