Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
P. J. O'RourkeStaying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'RourkeLong conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship.
P. J. O'Rourke