Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.

I remember thinking cocaine was subtle until I noticed I'd been awake for three weeks and didn't know any of the naked people passed out around me.

Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.

Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.

Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.