Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.

There is parody, when you make fun of people who are smarter than you; satire, when you make fun of people who are richer than you; and burlesque, when you make fun of both while taking your clothes off.

We also have a lot of the same influences - we both read a lot of the beatniks. And yet what we actually do is almost exactly the opposite. His [ Hunter S. Thompson] political stuff is just wonderful, but basically nothing happens.

The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This will show others how kind-hearted and loving you are and their improved opinion of you will be very comforting.

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.