Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.

In the past a man was expected to give his seat on a bus to a woman. Today it would be much more courteous for that man to give her his job.

You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.